I don’t really give a fuck about much here in my dreamsTumblr (3.0; @sanmateodreaming)http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81f70abe661014390f318e127a531c14/tumblr_miyn1n8oGL1qeojd6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kat-taylor-design.tumblr.com/post/44264369881/which-house-is-yours-a-preview-of-the-flowchart" class="tumblr_blog">kat-taylor-design</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Which House Is Yours?<br/>A preview of the flowchart paired with one of the feature articles in issue 3 of The Anglerfish Magazine at issuu.com</p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615846319http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615846319Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:53:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cefa580597c15ddaa16ca67e81c44778/tumblr_mjt171zS661qb7wj1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mimy.tumblr.com/post/45579125243/game-of-thrones-no-we-heart-it" class="tumblr_blog">mimy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Game of thrones no We Heart It. <a href="http://weheartit.com/entry/55419867"><a href="http://weheartit.com/entry/55419867">http://weheartit.com/entry/55419867</a></a></p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615774474http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615774474Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:50:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f274f58004ee7939d80d1fb51ee944c/tumblr_mkabv16iix1qllgo9o4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d58549447a517668e2e753ad332456b/tumblr_mkabv16iix1qllgo9o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1108e20fbfae0b8ab77a73b40e879d76/tumblr_mkabv16iix1qllgo9o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c879199bec8e837d7073946bff71d5c/tumblr_mkabv16iix1qllgo9o3_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615740704http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615740704Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:49:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/418c8850229bce1e3273deef6801a3be/tumblr_mkfmhlJOLP1rq3b0go1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f7b592e8c9e19b94b247eabbbd36ece/tumblr_mkfmhlJOLP1rq3b0go2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://hoflords.tumblr.com/post/46604350960/what-is-our-hearts-desire-vengeance-his" class="tumblr_blog">hoflords</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><span class="quote">“What is our heart’s desire?”<br/></span></em></p> <p><em><span class="quote">“Vengeance.” His voice was soft, as if he were afraid that someone might be listening. “Justice.” Prince Doran pressed the onyx dragon into her palm with his swollen, gouty fingers, and whispered, “Fire and blood.</span>”</em></p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615728213http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615728213Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:49:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d440dad2b74e6b8f5478a05a0149017c/tumblr_mkmzu9PdEs1qbnv18o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://summageekologica.tumblr.com/post/46944479314/game-of-thrones-season-3-character-house-guide" class="tumblr_blog">summageekologica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://screenrant.com/game-of-thrones-season-3-character-guide-houses-families-westeros/">‘Game of Thrones’ Season 3 Character & House Guide</a></p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615714084http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615714084Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:48:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3026bc2910f1fd20f5ff3df6f52b637e/tumblr_mlbq8nGSly1sn718mo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92199b1d215c76db14982c4585654756/tumblr_mlbq8nGSly1sn718mo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://agabeofthrones.tumblr.com/post/48085389409/how-many-dornishmen-does-it-take-to-start-a-war" class="tumblr_blog">agabeofthrones</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span><strong>How many Dornishmen does it take to start a war? he asked himself. Only one.<br/><br/>- A Storm of Swords</strong></span></p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615638844http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52615638844Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:46:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83801334b05030f1cf6c6170cbb4946a/tumblr_mo1r9aiiav1qfvkydo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52530570867http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52530570867Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:55:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1fvwQDlX1qaa5a0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52530542477http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52530542477Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:54:50 -0400“One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. <br/>(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)<br/><br/> Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.<br/><br/> Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.<br/><br/> Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.<br/><br/> Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. <br/>(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)<br/><br/> Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.<br/><br/> Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.<br/><br/> Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.<br/><br/> Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.<br/><br/> Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.<br/> Love, Dad.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loweryourstandards.tumblr.com/">loweryourstandards</a>)</p> <p>Haha</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xoxopayginator814.tumblr.com/">xoxopayginator814</a>)</p> <blockquote> <p>I laughed. </p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://countingstarswithyou.tumblr.com/">countingstarswithyou</a>)</p> <p>I have no idea who Big Poppa E. may be. But he’s my new hero.</p> (via <a href="http://blissmanifesto.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">blissmanifesto</a>)</em>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52504053156http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52504053156Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:12:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nlogo6FE1qdlh42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52503463728http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52503463728Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:02:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aec0b706b77a470ace168f988ad372a3/tumblr_mlowiqrC2r1qlk1dno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://losfokos.tumblr.com/post/48671172652/my-cover-art-for-mx-issue-3">losfokos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My cover art for MX-Issue 3.</p> </blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52030637282http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/52030637282Sun, 02 Jun 2013 23:46:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zGcp3_OT2-0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soyoulovemehuh.tumblr.com/post/18488985239/la-mer-live-version-by-julio-iglesias-that-is" class="tumblr_blog">soyoulovemehuh</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“La Mer” live version by Julio Iglesias</p> <p>That is the lovely song you hear at the very end of “Tinker,Tailor,Soldier,Spy”</p> <p>Most people know the English cover “Beyond the sea”.</p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51868078442http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51868078442Sat, 01 Jun 2013 03:42:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/81J2iCbeBkQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nannyjuliusboo.tumblr.com/post/35480578862/the-heavy-curse-me-good-and-if-you-wanna-cry" class="tumblr_blog">nannyjuliusboo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>The Heavy</strong> - “Curse Me Good”</p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">And if you wanna cry bout something<br/>Make it something worth crying for<br/>And if you need to curse my name<br/>Curse me good!<br/><br/>And if you want to lie bout something<br/>Then make it something worth dying for<br/>And if you need to curse my name<br/>Curse me good!<br/><br/>Don’t you smile at my face, spit on my back<br/>Do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?<br/><br/>Love it, leave it, it’s all good for me.</span></p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51860323096http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51860323096Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:52:11 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sVzvRsl4rEM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://promowestlive.tumblr.com/post/51389720206/you-cant-resist-this-funky-track-go-ahead-shake" class="tumblr_blog">promowestlive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You can’t resist this funky track… go ahead, shake it! </p> <p>“How You Like Me Now?” - <strong><a href="http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/05004A7DC37FD265?brand=promowest&camefrom=CFC_LCP_pwlive">The Heavy</a></strong> </p> <p>Don’t miss them live at A&R Music Bar June 17th! </p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858829420http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858829420Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:28:23 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51858755572" src="http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858755572/audio_player_iframe/sanmateodreaming/tumblr_mnp3tvNGv41r842rw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsanmateodreaming%2F51858755572%2Ftumblr_mnp3tvNGv41r842rw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://xlgr.tumblr.com/post/51856077142/the-heavy-short-change-hero" class="tumblr_blog">xlgr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Heavy - Short Change Hero</p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858755572http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858755572Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:27:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ea50cdee4e913dec7fb7ebb032e30dd/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0269c2c5efb6ccfa145ee06fe1f08f9/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aec5833473076824b12ec33902067c7c/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cab4113938e2185de4686167e9604d6c/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fce08d06c956f349d1588fc02568490f/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0b62f804a9e0e0419919ea3b14d9e8a/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5c1335a4006621b8d6ee3e987cd74c9/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee46f219685e47b595fe707ba927fbd3/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02dba3d1d164d78a14a4153f4938d9bd/tumblr_mfiubgi7dj1rlrq11o9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858738891http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858738891Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:26:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbcbab96d79241faeeedfe4d0695ac30/tumblr_mkfs8dBfpZ1r8mmrfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858727096http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858727096Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:26:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amysfall.tumblr.com/post/51766643699/we-need-a-universal-hand-signal-for-my-parents">amysfall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”</p> </blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858431615http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51858431615Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:22:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59f51d75edab7d3a9835f4c7a50d87b1/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90a4f85c54a381367349b9ec4633b29b/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/283f9e44ba194050a4f00490fb2108d4/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a6ab40927e23e2269291ee5f6283c80/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b72dc1550a73db96cad2bc448e159bc8/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b1cbe5dee5664eab090810a788056d9/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3db4a91705504f1b2f162bbdd0d7585f/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5b450711d1c232e0cb14d966f7a0d66/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1c0f9e29bf84fdf4422e1ca49316149/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2b8e462e3f2f51e8e7ef1c0bec115d1/tumblr_mndzawTKDX1rmes7yo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51736799926http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51736799926Thu, 30 May 2013 14:06:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45868fa04bd678ece6a022f045740b8f/tumblr_mnj9m3jbCm1r0rzcxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://likefactoriesfaraway.tumblr.com/post/51625591396/thank-you" class="tumblr_blog">likefactoriesfaraway</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>thank you.</p></blockquote>http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51736783420http://sanmateodreaming.tumblr.com/post/51736783420Thu, 30 May 2013 14:05:55 -0400